HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

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Lyle Runnels
AmmoMaster

posted 10-20-2007 08:09 AM

HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH (or anywhere for that matter)
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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
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Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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'Cooter'

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jadinolf
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posted 10-22-2007 06:48 AM

Good tips.

Thanks.

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